In the 2007-2008 school year, I paid 22,344 dollars in tuition (apparently). This is JUST the cost of actual tuition, not living expenses. This year, I've been fortunate enough to be MAKING money, but next year, it's back to rotations, back to no income, and back to paying tuition. This is making me think: What else could I do with that much money?-Buy a 2009 Prius, starting at $22,000. Good for the enviornment, good for la image.
-Get 319 60 minute massages at Zender's Aveda Salon ($70 a pop). That's almost a massage a day, folks. I guess I can take vacations off, since I'll already be so relaxed.
-Pay in full 38 one year memberships to The Core for all my closest friends.
-Feed 186 children in Africa for a year.
-Happy hour on me: Purchase 8,937 Vine Steins (in Iowa City) or 7,448 (in Coralville). That 50 cent difference sure does add up.
-Fly from Cedar Rapids to London 45 out of the next 52 weekends. *based on a price search for a May, 2009 weekend on NWA*
-Pay off 61% of my share of the national debt, as of today. National Debt Clock.
-Purchase a daily cup of joe from Java House for the next 30 years and 7 months of my life (based on a regular cup of drip coffee at current prices). PS: in terms of time, for the average wait for 3 minutes to get the damn individual drip coffee, this will translate to 23 days of my life waiting for that coffee to drip. Coffee NOW, people!!
-Paid for 2.5 year's tutition at Texas A&M if I were a Texas Resident.
Sigh.
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If my math is correct, I could buy 1 donut from the hospital cafeteria (because I overslept and didn't have time to eat a proper breakfast) every morning for the next 81.5 years. That said, perhaps it would be wiser to only do so for the next 40.25 years & then put the remaining $11,172 toward bypass surgery?
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